First cheat day since starting the slow-carb diet:
Strawberry-and-cream cheese-stuffed french toast with toast and sausage and coffee and orange juice
Roast beef and turkey and cheese sandwich on hoagie roll
coffee coffee coffee
water water water
chicken, pineapple, and roasted red pepper pizza
one praline pecan
If the goal of cheat day is to eat so much that I never want to look at food again? Mission @!#$%^& accomplished.